You Might Be a Baptist If . . .

You might be a Baptist if . . .

  • You believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.
  • You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.
  • You clapped your hands in church last Sunday and felt guilty all week long.
  • You woke up craving fried chicken and thought you were called to preach.
  • You think that God’s presence is strongest on the back three pews.
  • Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.
  • You honestly believe that the Apostle Paul spoke the King James Version.
  • You think Welch’s grape juice and crackers were served at the last supper.
  • You think “Victory in Jesus” is the national anthem.



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